Date	25/Aug/07
8 Riders	brett, Choko, Colin, Colin McCaughey, Dinkum, H, Pounce, Roley
Rider of the day	Dinkum
Stack of the day	Pounce

BY THE LOOK ON HOWARD'S FACE I WOULD SAY POUNCE WAS PINCHING HIS ARSE.


ROLEY WANTS TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK IN THE BUSH BUT CAN'T FIND ANYWHERE TO HIDE.


MAYBE I WILL TRY OVER HERE HE SAYS.


BRETT'S HAD ENOUGH AND IS ON HIS WAY OVER TO BITCH SLAP CHOKO

Report by Col

Not a bad week's rain so the trails were plenty damp with a lot of muddy puddles and some decent mud around the creek beds. Big Col lead most of the ride with a little help from Pounce and Little Col. During Pounce's turn at the front he misjudged a water rut on a up hill climb and bought the big girl (the bike - not him) down on her side. Except for Choko's many tumbles no one else came close so Pounce picked up the SOTD award.

I found myself riding behind Dinkum on many occasions today. This guy makes the most of every corner, crest and mound and tries something special every time he has the opportunity. A few times I thought he was getting a little excited but he seemed to come out on top. I gave him the ROTD award for just having a good time and putting a bit extra into his ride.

What can we say about Choko. We just hope he gets his misses to read this and she allows him down to the local dealership to pick up yet another new stead but this time one with a magic button. He was warned against a 01 WR and their hot start problems. Most of the time a bump start will fix the problem but when we are in heavy bush it's a little harder. During one "incident" today most of us had a go at kicking the 250 and a plug change was also undertaken but to no avail. I suggested he drain some fuel out of the tank and evenly spread it all over the bike before setting it alight. In the end it was a long push back to a trail on a firm down hill surface and yet another drop start before she fired into life again.

H came out on his new 450 and I am sure he must find it hard riding at our trail pace. He is usually seen up on his pegs with his knees tucked in and in an attack stance ready to pounce. He did say tho that he had a top ride and a good "laff".

Roley took the job of sweep and Brett spent most of the day keeping him company. I am not sure but these two may be fagots. I don't know what others think of Brett but Roley is sometimes such an embarrassment to the family name and hetro sexual men in general. The only time these two mix with the rest of us is when we are getting changed back at the cars!!!!!!!

Big Col also showed again that he is a team player and when asked to get his old fellow out because we had not seen it in at least two weeks, he obliged. There were a few cheers but really the best value was watching Choko's face when he saw the "slong". Words can't describe it but other than being a bit shocked, embarrassed and maybe even a little amazed, he quickly turned his head and headed in the other direction. What else would you expect from a Gas Gas rider????